Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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