Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Terrible idea I love it
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
