You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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