Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Princesses don't give blow jobs
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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