I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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