Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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