Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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