Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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