How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
home. puking in laundry basket.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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