i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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