ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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