Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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