week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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