He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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