come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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