Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
