No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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