Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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