ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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