It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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