tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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