i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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