i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
