dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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