Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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