She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
