frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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