Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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