OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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