Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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