We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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