lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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