He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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