so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
