Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Vodka?
Forever.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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