I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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