I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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