so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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