Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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