i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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