Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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