He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
