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Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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