they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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