party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you're hired as official boob wrangler
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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