He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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