check it out our google latitudes are spooning
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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