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So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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