We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Are my feet made of real feet?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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