Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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