I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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