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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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